christinefriar:

Unwilling to speak about anything but how gently this baby says “cheese” today. Thank you for understanding.



christel-thoughts:

jessicaaplummer:

Katy Perry doesn’t care if people think she’s racist. Her career will continue to thrive unless she does something to offend either white women or white gays.

exactly.


panerasexual:

men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

(Source: khione)



zayn: [breathes]
me: NICE
zayn: [walks]
me: AWESOME
zayn: [talks]
me: SPECTACULAR

officialnorthamerica:

thespiritfox:

We lost Earl Ragnar, our favorite Beta fish. 

& we were sure to give him a viking’s funeral as such a magnificent fish as he deserves. 

See you in Valhalla my friend. 

Sail, Ragnar. Sail. 

ur family pet died so u lit him on fire in front of a toddler


fagsindubai:

qualities i look for in a man

fagsindubai:

qualities i look for in a man

(Source: )



lubricates:

lubricates:

PEOPLE WHO MAKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR STATUSES ON FACEBOOK A TEXT POST FROM TUMBLR AND THEN PRETEND LIKE THEY CAME UP WITH IT MAKE ME SO MAD

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are you fucking kidding me i literally JUST posted this