sexaulity:

spicegorl:

j5h:

intelligence is such a turn on

so is a huge co*ck

why did you put an asterisk you still spelt the whole word

(Source: j6)


foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 


(Source: sevendazeaweed)


kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"


epic-humor:

sloth-grunge:

trying to comfort someone like

image


5060072089124:

i know what you’re thinking haha who did i have to kill to get this url


rooster-tale:

mosquii:

mosquii:

mosquii:

hey could you pass me one of those snoods

liSTEn hERE THI S HAS GON E ON FAR TOO LONG THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED TO BE KNOWN FOR I WANTED TO GO FAR IN LIFE BUT NO I’M STUCK HERE WITH OVER 29 THOUSAND PEOPLE AND NO FUCKING SNOODS THIS IS NOT THE LEGACY I SIGNED UP FOR

ENOUgh

OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THE SNOOD S

rooster-tale:

mosquii:

mosquii:

mosquii:

hey could you pass me one of those snoods

liSTEn hERE THI S HAS GON E ON FAR TOO LONG THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED TO BE KNOWN FOR I WANTED TO GO FAR IN LIFE BUT NO I’M STUCK HERE WITH OVER 29 THOUSAND PEOPLE AND NO FUCKING SNOODS THIS IS NOT THE LEGACY I SIGNED UP FOR

ENOUgh

OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THE SNOOD S


butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack

butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack


We are just brains controlling mega skeletons that will do whatever we say

(Source: suctioning)


whitegirlsaintshit:

mysoulhasgrowndeep-liketherivers:

bulma-esque:

thagal:

thagal:

honestly if Joan Rivers dies youre ALL invited to my house we poppin BIG bottles 

image

yall aint invited

Imma bring the croissants

I got the gin

Let me dj, I’m playin pussy poppin songs all night long