lemongrabvevo:

When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send

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(Source: maboukes)


(Source: tsarcasm)



me: watching tv show
me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat

(Source: kodomomuke)


supremacy-of-nature:

Milo got a flower stuck on his nose today

supremacy-of-nature:

Milo got a flower stuck on his nose today


juilan:

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.


update: i banged him

juilan:

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

update: i banged him


(Source: bamhbies)


jpgay:

BEING CALLED CUTE MAKES ME FEEL SO GOOD WOW ANYONE WHOSE EVER CALLED ME CUTE THANK U SUNSHINE KISSES TO U I LOVE U 


(Source: unabating)