lindsaylohansmugshot:

*puts on leather jacket* i really love that band arctic monkeys *lights cigarette* have you ever heard that song “Do I Wanna Know?” Probably not haha theyre really indie


me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

rupindre:

foreveralone-lyguy:

rupindre:

My dad has 84 pairs of socks

why did you count the amount of pairs of socks that your dad has

I didn’t count, he did, then he came downstairs and announced it to the entire family


309,580 plays!

curing:

OMG

(Source: diamoncls)


deansass:

the-kellic-ship:

deansass:

dear Australians,

Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!

sincerely,

Canadians

can Americans come too

no

(Source: deansass)


ryuukensu:

Pretty sure this is some sort of astronomical phenomenon 

ryuukensu:

Pretty sure this is some sort of astronomical phenomenon 


mole:

this grunge is too soft

this grunge is too hard

this grunge is just right


paris666hilton:

Police have now captured Perez and he’s in police custody.

paris666hilton:

Police have now captured Perez and he’s in police custody.


croutoncat:

you think im makeup

without any pretty on


(Source: cloveremoji)